Donald Visits Area 51

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Imagine if Donald Trump takes a tour of Area 51. This is what he'll tweet while there.

@realDonaldTrump: I'm heading over to Area 51 today for a speech. Making America Great Again #Maga  (August 1, 2017, 02:14 am)

@realDonaldTrump #FNN is totally jealous I'm going there before they are. Tweeting this IS presidential. #MAGA (August 1, 2017, 2:30 am)

@realDonaldTrump I think I have family living here. I see the family resemblance. #OrangeFamilyValues #TinyHandClub (August 1, 2017, 8:02 am)

@realDonaldTrump: I may have to build a wall around the earth now. Mars is going to pay for it. #Wall #MakeThemPay #MAGA (August 1, 2017, 9:35am)

@realDonaldTrump: this, by far, has been the BIGEST crowd set to date for any presidential speech. #IAmTheGreatest #Bigley (August 1, 2017, 9:45am)

@realDonaldTrump: Making America Great Again!! My new friends, the king and queen from Pluto, love what I'm doing. #MAGA (August 1, 2017, 10:45am)

@realDonaldTrump: Thanks for @FoxNews for being here with me. You're the ONLY media outlet out there. (August 1, 2017, 2:30pm)

@realDonaldTrump: Since I've been the first one here. I discovered life on other planets. I did this. I built this place. (August 1, 2017, 2:36pm)

@realDonaldTrump: I made this happen. No one forget it. I am the greatest! (August 1, 2017, 2:37pm)

@realDonaldTrump: I think I'll grab that one by the pussy.  (August 1, 2017, 2:55pm)

@realDonaldTrump: Thanks to Putin for helping to make America Great Again by supporting me while at Area 51. (August 1,2017 3:15pm)

@realDonaldTrump: Love my new alien allies. We will Make America Great Again! (August 1, 2017 3:20pm)

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